duskyducks:

avatar-addiction:

keasttheleast:

when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin

neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing 

i worry about the people on here sometimes

i just asked my boyfriend 

and this is how it went down: 

Erin: when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
Hahaa, really? xD

Jason: are you asking me? or are you just saying  and yes it does go with the undead dance xD

Erin: just saying xD
Thought it was rather funneh
And awesome :’D

Erin: but y’know what, now I’m asking
It’s intrigued me

Erin: idsufkdgjdkg Nooo
What they mean is, when you already have the boner, and the pants are unzipped, does it like, just appear or slowly come out
like a shy mouse or some shit

(Source: neptea)

indigorally:

therainingkiwi:

skytanner:

mishasminions:

WHAT IF WE WERE “FICTIONAL” TO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS?
WHAT IF WE WERE GHOSTS TO GHOSTS?
WHAT IF THIS REALITY IS A DREAM TO A DREAM WORLD?
WHAT IF THIS UNIVERSE IS AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE TO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE?
WHAT IF THIS UNIVERSE EXISTS INSIDE A CELL OF SOME BEING?
WHAT IF POTATO

you’re scaring me

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE??IS THIS JUST FANTASY??

What if potato doesn’t seem far fetched to me… I once dreamed I was marrying a giant potato.